Monday, January 20, 2014

Wishful thinking

Snoopy has wandered through the groves of scientific research and has picked a beautiful bowl of cherries. He concludes:
If you are already a lazy, dirty couch potato, beer-swilling and coffee-guzzling smoker with a passion for oversleeping, fatty foods, unmade beds, computer games, cursing and abusing self like mad - you are on the right way to health and happiness. Actually, why would you need more happiness when you have all these things on the list - beats me.
How reassuring.

1 comment:

looby said...

Excellent, I fully concur, and it stands as a riposte to all these pointless self-improvement New Year's resolutions.